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(Fwd) Christmas carol (fwd)

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Sender: "Carol Gilbert (cgilbert@library.ca.gov)" <cgilbert@library.ca.gov>
Subject: Christmas carol (fwd)

Topic No. 5

Date: Fri, 15 Dec 1995 09:04:41 -0500 (EST)
From: Shirl Kennedy <skennedy@bcr.org>
To: publib@nysernet.org
Subject: God Rest Ye Good Librarians (fwd)
Message-ID: <Pine.3.89.9512150929.O21810-0100000@nysernet.org>

Seasonal humor which made a recent appearance on LIBNET, the mailing list
for Colorado Librarians...

Shirl Kennedy Data is not information.
Senior Internet Trainer/Web Goddess Information is not knowledge.
Bibliographic Center for Research (BCR) Knowledge is not wisdom.
14394 E. Evans Avenue
Aurora, CO 80014 (303) 751-6277
"Internet Waves Columnist -- _Information Today_
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Date: 12/30/99 12:41
From:gmc@gemini.pvh.org
To: libnet@csn.org, ccml@csn.org, medlib-l@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu,
.@next.pvh.org
Subject: God Rest Ye Good Librarians

(Please excuse any duplications)

Sung to the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen":

God rest ye good librarians, let nothing you dismay
Remember by informing it the problem goes away
The patron with unanswered questions hasn't got all day
So-o tell them that you'll help them when you can--not until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can.

They want to know where Beirut is and what's considered porn
And how to build an atom bomb and who produces corn
And why the bathrooms on this floor the janitors do scorn
So-o tell them that you'll help them when you can--not until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can.

How high can Brahmin cattle jump and where do books renew
The batting profile of the Mets, the formula for glue
And what's the average landspeed of an adult kangaroo
So-o tell them you'll help them when you can--not until then
Just tell them that you'll help them when you can.

By Kirker Kranz and Tom Zantow

Forwarded this time around by:

( _ Jerry Carlson
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnVn Poudre Valley Hospital
^ ^ gmc@gemini.pvh.org

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